Stern to Host Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant

Just when you thought that shock-jock Howard Stern was becoming less and less relevant in today's media, he turns around and totally redeems himself!

According to the Huffington Post, Stern has made plans to coordinate a Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant live on his Sirius radio show:

Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses will soon have a new spotlight in which to shine. Howard Stern is organizing the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, which seeks to crown a $100,000 winner based on criteria such as personality, talent and a swimsuit competition.

According to the Times of London, four of Woods' purported mistresses have signed on to participate in the pageant. At least one of his reported lovers, however, may not be able to attend. TMZ reports that Rachel Uchitel, the vivacious New York night club host, cannot participate due to a rumored confidentiality settlement between her and Woods.

The six-figure prize comes from AshleyMadison.com, a web site designed to facilitate affairs. The company's CEO recently graded Woods' public apology.