2015 WGC Cadillac Championship fantasy golf picks

The PGA TOUR returns to Doral this week to take on The Blue Monster at the 2015 WGC Cadillac Championship. Patrick Reed is your defending champion, but you probably already knew that because he IS A BRAGGART. Yes, that's the first time I've ever used that word in a blog post. Here's our fantasy golf picks for the week!

Bubba Watson (no. 2) and Jim Furyk (no. 6) are the highest-ranked American golfers on the Official World Golf Rankings -- both of whom are playing very well this season -- so it would be foolish to leave them off your roster this week. I still find it hard to believe that Bubba is the second best player on the globe, but I'm not good at math and will just blindly believe whatever the OWGR tells me (because the internet). What should be more convincing is the fact that Bubba's got two top-10 finishes in his three starts and Furyk has one in two. BUT MATH IS IMPORTANT.

Jason Day is going to win a Major this season, I guarantee it. He's come too close too often, and his win this year at the Farmers Insurance Open speaks volumes to the state of his game. The same can be said about Brandt Snedeker (expect for that "winning a major" thing), who also has a 'W' under his belt in 2015. Yes, we can also say the same about Jimmy Walker, but his win was in Hawaii at the Sony Open which means he obviously hacked his way to the trophy and he's a cheater. Graeme McDowell isn't going to win this week, but I played golf/got drunk with him once:

Patrick Reed is the obvious smart play this week. He's also already won in 2015 at the Hyundai Tournament of Champions, which really sounds more like a WWE pay-per-view than a golf tournament.

This main event has been a slobberknocker, King! This Reed kid sure is special. Hes going to change the history of pro wrestli... OHMYGAWD. THAT'S SERGIO GARCIA'S MUSIC.

Charley Hoffman cut his hair and took 2nd place in a golf tournament. Sports Clips should make that their new slogan, even though they had absolutely nothing to do with Charley's improved golf game.