5 Bold PGA Tour Predictions for 2015

January 4, 2015

Now that we’ve all flipped our calendars to 2015, it’s time to make my PGA Tour predictions for the upcoming year. But instead of making a handful of hum-drum guesses, let’s go big and bold! Here are my five bold predictions for the 2015 PGA Tour season. Be sure to keep track of all these so you can make fun of me later. Be sure to click on each page…


Who Should be on the Ryder Cup Task Force?

tiger phil ryder cup task force
October 14, 2014

If you haven’t heard by now, the PGA of America has established what they are calling a “Ryder Cup Task Force” to alleviate the tremendous level of suckage the United States teams have exhibited in recent iterations of the bi-annual matches. This is the most egocentric move in the history of sports, slightly surpassing the time when John Madden carved a potato in his likeness because “he couldn’t stand pumpkins having…


Did Phil Mickelson Lie In Critique of Tom Watson?

October 9, 2014

After the dust of the 2014 Ryder Cup fiasco in Scotland finally settled, Phil Mickelson took some not-so-subtle jabs at U.S. team captain Tom Watson during a post-event press conference. But was Phil telling the truth? According to Golf Channel resident hot-head Brandel Chamblee, Mickelson was more than dishonest when indirectly accusing Watson of not allowing U.S. team players to “have any say” in the week’s playing combinations. “In that…


U.S. Open 2014: Fantasy Golf Picks

June 9, 2014

The 2014 U.S. Open Championship returns to Pinehurst, North Carolina this week, and as is usually the case with major championships, the number of storylines is huge. Will Phil Mickelson put aside his recent off-course troubles to finally capture the elusive U.S. Open crown, thus completing his career grand slam? Can Masters Champion Bubba Watson go two-for-two in major titles this year, inching him closer to a season’s Grand Slam?…


Fantasy Golf 2014: The Players Championship

May 7, 2014

Come for the TPC at Sawgrass, stay for the chance to see Sergio Garcia lose 17 golf balls! The PGA Tour returns to Ponte Verde Beach, Fla. for the 2014 The Players Championship. There is no way I can write that previous sentence without sounding like a grammar douchebag. Note to tournament namer people: never start off the name of your golf tournament with the word “The.” It gives me…


Fantasy Golf 2014: The Masters

The Masters
April 7, 2014

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The season’s first major tees off this week at The Masters from legendary Augusta National Golf Club, so get your fantasy golf rosters ready because this week is going to be special. Yes, we all know that Tiger Woods is out of the tournament. Boo-hoo, whatever will fantasy golfers do? You’re going to pick Adam Scott and Rory McIlroy on your roster,…


Fantasy Golf Picks 2014: WGC – Cadillac Championship

WGC Cadillac Championship
March 5, 2014

Will he or won’t he? That’s the biggest question on every fantasy golf player’s mind heading into this week’s 2014 World Golf Championships – Cadillac Championship. Tiger Woods has a bad back. Again. As of Wednesday morning, there was no official word on whether or not Tiger will defend his title this week at Doral. That’s not good for people like you and me who need to throw together a…


Fantasy Golf Picks: 2014 Honda Classic

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February 27, 2014

All the big boys are back this week on the PGA Tour for the 2014 Honda Classic at PGA National. Tiger Woods makes his return to action after a piss-poor showing at this year’s Farmers Insurance Open. The Honda Classic also marks the beginning of his unofficial Masters prep, which is likely the case for many of his fellow competitors this week. As you can see by my fantasy golf…


Fantasy Golf 2014: Waste Management Phoenix Open

January 29, 2014

It’s that time of the year again when all the crazy people come out to the TPC Scottsdale to scream at PGA Tour players at the 2014 Waste Management Phoenix Open. All kidding aside, this is one of my favorite events of the year, and for the reason expressed above. Tournament organizers have done a great job idolizing the 16th hole with its stadium atmosphere. In my opinion, this is…